prij: maybe i’m girlier than i think i am
maybe THAT’s the problem
hawkeye: heeellooooo, cupcake hoodie!
prij: everyone likes to eat cupcakes alright
not just girls
hawkeye: i think the guys would be more comfortable eating savoury muffins
prij: this would be an interesting survey to run
hawkeye: but that wouldn’t look too cute on a hoodie
prij: what are some manly […]

“Oh the boy the dia-mond!”
“What are you on about?”
“Oh the boy the diamond! A bear said it, in a cartoon.”
“Ri-ight. Did he say it in that accent, or are you making that up?”
“No, he said it in that accent. It’s a bear accent.”
“I think you’re lying. If he had said it in a bear accent […]

“the thing about myspace is that people define themselves by stuff like what bands they like, and what movies they like, and what religion they belong to. It’s like it gives them cred.”
“i don’t think anything about myspace, i just think it’s stupid and would rather not have it as part of my life”
“and […]

“What would you like in your sandwich?”
“Roast beef, turkey, tomato chutney, and cheese. Oh and lettuce.”
“What, no avocado?”
“No. I don’t really like avocado.”
“What?! How can you not like avocado?”
“I just don’t. It’s mushy and green and doesn’t really know what it wants to taste like.”
“Don’t say it like that, it’s blasphemous!”
“But it’s true. It’s a […]

“I’m not sure, but what I think you’re saying is we should buy a storage space in a bakery. And if that’s the case then I think that we seriously need to revisit our business strategy.”
By the way, the groceries did arrive. The celery was so big, it almost didn’t fit in the fridge!