While we were walking down SouthBank yesterday, my sister rang me from her mobile. Now she only does this when there’s some sort of emergency, so I quickly fumbled to answer the phone.
“Hello?”
“Hello! What does PHP stand for?”
“What?!”
“What does PHP stand for?!”
There seemed to be a lot of noise in the background.
“Hypertext preprocessor…” I […]

IMDB has been our favourite site for quite some time. It’s settled a vast number of arguments, solved a great deal of “what was she off again?” questions, and satisfied our general hunger for useless celebrity trivia.
So today, after watching an epsiode of The Simpsons (you know the one), I decided to imdb Snoop […]

Tell me this isn’t the awesomest thing you’ve ever seen.
Well, maybe not ever, but it sure comes close! I’d like to buy a print.
Ah. Everyone’s on myspace these days. Are you?
(end geek.)

So you may or may not be aware that Krispy Kreme officially opened this morning. Our great plan was to get up at 4am and take a pleasant drive down to Fountain Gate for some doughnut gooodness, but when the alarm went off this morning we were telling a different story.
Just as well–it’s a warzone […]

So last night I dreamt that I tried to bring bananas in from New Zealand, and they were seized at customs. They were nice, smooth, golden-yellow ones, too.
Let’s talk about this for a second: what’s driving me bananas are bananas at $12 a kilo. What. The. Fuck. You’d think that after two or three cyclones, […]