Archive: February, 2006

Saving the Trees

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

“When I was walking out of the bank the other day, there were three of those save-the-trees guys outside. They were playing hackey sack. I felt like saying ‘go out and get a real job!’”
“What I don’t understand is, why do we need to save the trees anyway? Paper is important you know.”
“You are right. […]

Confessions of a Shrieking Fan

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

“Isn’t that Emily Williams?”
Gully said quietly. I squinted to look past the hazy curtain of neon light and fog, and sure enough, there she was.
“Emily Williams!”
I gasped. And then, I did something I never thought I would do. I shrieked. A quiet, high pitched shriek that was probably too soft to be heard by anyone […]