It was time for the balloons to go. The biggest one, while deflated, still had a fair bit if helium in it. I pulled a knife out of the knife-man with the intention of letting the rest of the gas out, but when I turned to face the balloon, I couldn’t bring myself to do […]

So you may or may not be aware that Krispy Kreme officially opened this morning. Our great plan was to get up at 4am and take a pleasant drive down to Fountain Gate for some doughnut gooodness, but when the alarm went off this morning we were telling a different story.
Just as well–it’s a warzone […]

“I’m not sure, but what I think you’re saying is we should buy a storage space in a bakery. And if that’s the case then I think that we seriously need to revisit our business strategy.”
By the way, the groceries did arrive. The celery was so big, it almost didn’t fit in the fridge!

So last night I dreamt that I tried to bring bananas in from New Zealand, and they were seized at customs. They were nice, smooth, golden-yellow ones, too.
Let’s talk about this for a second: what’s driving me bananas are bananas at $12 a kilo. What. The. Fuck. You’d think that after two or three cyclones, […]

We’ve started ordering our groceries online. Apart from the fact that we still don’t know how to buzz people up in the lift, it’s pretty good. We can do our shopping even when we’re on holiday, and have our groceries waiting for us when we get home! We get complimentary cans of tuna, and the […]