Archive: August, 2006

A Letter of Warning

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Dear Pedestrians in the City,
I’d advise you against crossing the road willy nilly in the city during peak hour, because there are drivers that actually want to run you over. I am one of said drivers. It doesn’t matter that I’m listening to Justin Timeberlake very loudly with the bass up, I am scary, and […]

The Perks of the ACT

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

So Canberra Krispy Kreme. Hello, no queues. Hello, milkshakes. Hello, being able to choose your own assorted donuts. And hello, watching the machine glaze away from behind the large glass window.
As we were walking towards the store, a dark haired woman stopped us.
“Are you going to Krispy Kreme?” she asked.
“That is the plan.” we replied. […]