A couple of weeks ago, my auntie gave me a Crystal as a gift. It’s a spherical one, and sits in its box next to the bed. Not long after placing The Crystal there I began noticing that I was waking up in the mornings extremely tired. And I mean, like, super eyes-glued-together-body-made-of-lead tired, which […]

“the thing about myspace is that people define themselves by stuff like what bands they like, and what movies they like, and what religion they belong to. It’s like it gives them cred.”
“i don’t think anything about myspace, i just think it’s stupid and would rather not have it as part of my life”
“and […]

“What would you like in your sandwich?”
“Roast beef, turkey, tomato chutney, and cheese. Oh and lettuce.”
“What, no avocado?”
“No. I don’t really like avocado.”
“What?! How can you not like avocado?”
“I just don’t. It’s mushy and green and doesn’t really know what it wants to taste like.”
“Don’t say it like that, it’s blasphemous!”
“But it’s true. It’s a […]

So I’ve been reading Ben Elton’s new book for almost a year. Crazy, I know, and I’m not a slow reader. It’s just one of those books, you know? The one where the mere thought of reading it immediately drains your energy — like the thought of doing gym-like activity, only there’s no guarantee […]

Tell me this isn’t the awesomest thing you’ve ever seen.
Well, maybe not ever, but it sure comes close! I’d like to buy a print.
Ah. Everyone’s on myspace these days. Are you?
(end geek.)