So we moved. I tell you, it's lucky that we embrace spontaneity with open arms because apparently moving is the second most stressful thing in our lives, after losing a loved one. I'd believe it, but we came out okay in the end. Except for one thing.Last time, we did the moving ourselves. It was not fun. Based on that experience, and the fact that there were lifts involved, we decided to hire removalists this time. I chose Mr. Move, Melbourne, and I will admit it was mostly because of the Mr. Men metaphor. I liked the blue and brown and even though their website is comprised of one very large graphic and one very large "email us" red comic sans link, I decided to give them a go.
I would like to say two things:
1. Insured* is right.
2. I would not trust them with my antiques or artwork.
Halfway through getting the things out of the old house, they returned with some "bad news".
"The washing machine has fallen down the stairs I'm afraid."
Excellent.
It gets better, because the washing machine has not only fallen off the stairs, it is pretty much a write off. And the best part is - Insured* means they are not covered for accidents that happen off the truck. So, we don't get money for a new washing machine.
Now, I think I understand the insurance policy. They are professional removalists, right? Of course the only accidents that would happen would be on the truck, I mean, why would something happen before or after the move. They know how to handle these things, it's their job, right?
And fuck, if I wanted to drop my washing machine I would have moved myself.
So Mr. Move gave us our move for free, and offered to buy us a used washing machine, which we politely (and seethingly) declined. Thanks Mr. Bump! We ended up getting a new washing machine, which, although infinitely cooler than the last one, left us out of pocket about $100 or so dollars. We had to wash at least six loads of laundry to catch up.
The moral of the story is, if a Mr. Man comes to life, do not trust him. Especially if it is two-toned. They are only cute in books.
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